• me: damn its hot as fuck outside
  • me: *wears all black*

columbiaphoenix:

counting-teacups:

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

writing adult emails is awful

its like

hi [name of person], 

this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student. 

I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.

thanks! 

- [name]

k

-professor

(Source: countingteacups)


(Source: grovylle)

unclefather:

wassupstyles:

What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite

bunsen:

trying to walk past someone more like

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Love is the same as being lost. Except you don’t care that you’re lost.
Jedediah Berry, The Coyote Road: Trickster Tales (via psych-facts)
Anonymous asked:
where do babies come from

a-member-of-the-midnightcrew:

check-your-privilege-feminists:

toenail-fister:

When a cis scum loves another cis scum, but a more oppressed cis scum they mash their socially constructed genitals together until the privileged cis scum fills the oppressed one with his cis cum and 9 months later a baby is squeezed out and is designated a gender by a cissexist piece of shit doctor.
Hope I helped

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(Source: ruinedchildhood)

poopflow:

maliciousmelons:

imagine if they named a disease after your url

oh god

gapjeans:

when u win an argument against someone who thinks they know everything

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