ask me anything! from dirty to weird to wtf ok
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Anonymous asked:
i'm laughing so hard at your posts thank u x

You’re welcome! It truely makes my day when someone say this :)



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bethsus:

opens facebook

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closes facebook

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jetbag:

me: im going to fucking stab you

straight white boy: haha then what? ;) 

furuyasatoru:

when u get a cute button up shirt and u think it’s going to fit and it does but. but then. u see it.  The Thing

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heykarli:

My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

castielsteenwolf:

castielsteenwolf:

literally buy me a cat and i will seriously do anything you ask me to

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this website is so fucked up

toastdurr:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

hELL YES

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